Axis of Evil

To  Form New

Country!

 AP.  Baghdad .   News sources out of

Baghdad today are reporting that Axis of Evil  World Leaders have been spotted dancing the night away in several trendy Baghdad Disco’s.   “ Just because we are Evil” sighed a weary  bin Laden, “doesn’t mean we aren’t fun guys.”

  International Terrorism  Correspondent, Mariel Da Foxy reports that unnamed sources have collaborated the unsubstantiated sightings of the Evil group.  “My sources have been contacted by  an un-known ‘shadow CIA’ operative  code name ‘Spaceghost’, who suggest the group

 have plans of forming a single “United Evil Empire.”   SG reports secret

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“This will require a Rocket Scientist to explain” Randy Avera, former NASA  rocket scientist ,  laments.  “It  is a very  complicated situation accessing blame and making of scoundrels.  Mid-level heads will roll, I’m sure.”

Shuttle Columbia Explodes

Over Texas

  AP.   Johnson Space Center.  NASA began the

  gut-wrenching process Saturday of trying to

  find out why the space shuttle Columbia

  plummeted to Earth in flames in central Texas,

  taking the lives of all seven astronauts aboard.

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               AP.photo.     W. addresses the Nation

  President George W. Bush addressed the Nation in the State of the Union defining

what he considers at least the starting

point for the year’s legislative work.

“Our nation faces many great challenges

 all at once,” the president said.

   “We will meet all of them with courage and steady purpose. The Evil Axis will recognize our resolve.  “The world depends on America’s strength and purpose, and we will meet our responsibilities for peace.

   We will use every measure that is

necessary to protect the American people.

I have directed our Armed Forces to

prepare for battle–  Americans will not tolerate terrorist groups and outlaw regimes. We will destroy the rats and their

nests. Peace will be our victory. We will

prevail.” he said.   

numerous heated verbal exchanges .  Rumors persist throughout the intelligence community , swirling  spy  vs spy, that the Evil Axis security umbrella has leaks.    Sources close to the investigation seem to confirm decades of rumor and innuendo surrounding the existence of a secret high level US “mole”  buried  deep  inside Saddam’s Pleasure Palace.      

 US Officials would neither confirm nor

deny  reports regarding the ’super spy’

media has dubbed “Alybushaddam “. 

“No Comment.”  commented Secretary State Colin  Powell.

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 meetings have been taking place in the Baghdad Hilton Conference  room ,  with waiters overhearing